She told me, “your cock is too big ” with her eyes wide open. I still remember the scene when I pulled out my dick in front of my boss’s wife. But when they receive compliments for their big dick – Its huge turn on for them. The bad part? I googled him after he left the next morning, and it turns out he was a real-life, prominently featured in an HBO documentary.Men don’t care about being complimented. He was cool about it, and cool about the remaining sexual encounter, and I finished him off with a handy. In what I would discover to be great hubris, I went down to try to blow him, and could barely get past the head. I can't deny that it was a really pretty, perfect penis, and its size made it just tantalizing - like a Wayne Thiebaud pie or some similar overextended food metaphor. It was my first time seeing a dick that size outside of porn. Its size is now sort of a legend in my mind, but I truly remember it as about the size of a Gillette can. I have SEEN a fairly wide variety of dicks, including a fair few bigger than mine (as someone with a B-student penis), but I have never seen a dick this big. When we got home, I grabbed his crotch while we were making out and was truly shocked by the dick I found. He used to be a stripper at Austin's finest tacky gay bar,, had the body to match, and was apparently into me, so I naturally packed him into a cab and bolted. I went home with a guy I met in the drink line (just kidding, it was on Grindr!) at a Hackers theme party. Josh Kruger (male, gay, also in recovery) The more that I think about this, the more I think this poor guy, like, NEVER got to have intercourse because of how freakish and physically impossible it was. I felt incredibly demoralized, like I failed at my one primary objective. I was sort of scared - not that he'd rape me or anything, but that he'd beat me up. It's clear that he was very frustrated and this was a common occurrence. He gets ready to go, grumbling really nastily the entire time, calling me a punk, a bitch, etc. This HAPPENS EVERY TIME WITH YOU BITCHES." "Aw, come on man, you SAID you could take it. Bear in mind that I'm high as balls on meth (again, I'm in recovery). So, there I am, straddling this scrawny guy with this humungous penis. I tell him I need to ride it to get used to it he agrees. Its thickness was proportionate too, meaning it was like a goddamned soda can (almost, but not quite). The thing was a solid foot long, like as long as my ulna. Finally, he's like, "Lemme get dat ass." I pull off from sucking it and look at it. So, I'm working on this thing and it just gets bigger. It's incredibly large flaccid - like nearly actual inches. I'm like, Well, the proportion would make an average dick look huge anyway, so that probably helps him too. He's scrawny, like 5'9", maybe 130 pounds soaking wet. I got really high, and I was half expecting him not to show up based upon the fact that he was advertising something so ridiculously over-the-top. He very clearly asked me if I could really take it. "Seriously, I don't want to come over and you not be able to take it. I figure, at best, he's nine inches and just exaggerating. So, I'm guessing that this guy is just exaggerating to try to rope in hungry bottoms. I think it's bullshit: I know that most penises online are around eight inches and in reality they're more like six. I meet a fellow on Adam4Adam who claims to have a footlong penis. As a (general) bottom with storied experience with the D, I figured that I was up for any challenge. It's pretty common, particularly for gay meth addicts, to just obsessively cycle through one hookup to the next, trying to stay high and get more sex. So, years ago, I devoted my entire existence to sexual conquest. The whole time I kept asking him if he really - BUT LIKE REALLY, REALLY - had ever considered going into porn. Finally that time things worked and it was great. So when he put it on, I had no better idea than to yell, "OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER." The borrowed condom turned out to be red. He didn't have condoms so, as he told me later, he asked his friend for one as we were exiting the party. After a party where we both drank way too much, we ran to his place. I remember thinking of that SATC episode where Samantha really tries to make it work but the guy is just too big. It was as if it were my first time all over again. Some days later we tried again - he did get it up, but when he went to put it in, it was just…impossible. Didn't think much of it or notice the size. Great, fantastic.Īfter some weeks of keeping it PG-13, we went to his house.aaaaand he couldn't get it up. Things went slow for a while because we had so many friends in common, we wanted to make sure it would work out before jumping into a relationship and then having to call it off. I started seeing this guy after breaking off a five-year-long relationship.
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